I am having dinner with Donatella Versace, who quickly gets bored of me. I think “fair enough, I don’t even understand what you are saying”. Lady Gaga enters the room, a bit agitated. I get close to her and I happily introduce myself while telling her to calm down, because it’s going to be a great night. Katy Perry enters the room. Gaga attacks her.

I find myself locked in an outdoor jail in the countryside, with Gaga. The reason for our lock up is her attack to Katy Perry, of which I have little memory. Despite the absence of any walls, we still cannot leave. A guard gets close to me and hides a note under a rock. I read it in secret, knowing that Gaga would have freaked out seeing me reading it.